Holy shit a new T-shirt and in "womens" cut too. Don't hate me for calling it a women's shirt, that's just what it says. A shirt that fits better with tits, is that better? Give me a break I'm trying here. It's a fucking road case with some cables that sloppily spell out "STUNNING". Oh what's that? They cable ends are out of proportion? Well so is your ego, get over yourself and enjoy this T shirt. Look. There's a yellow Sharpie on it, your favorite. I even put some rigging clippy thing on it that I have no idea what it does but hopefully you feel included. Also a gaff tape + solo cup because we've all been there. Stolen photos from the group page with no credit given? It's here. Gary's face? It's here. James pointing into the distance? We got it.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width (inches) | 17 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 21 ¼ | 23 ¼ | 25 ¼ |
| Height (inches) | 25 ½ | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 ½ |