ALL HAIL THE SCANNER! ALL HAIL JAMES! ALL HAIL THIS FUCKING SHIRT! It's got some cartoon effects, a stereotypical sunburst, aged colors so when your sloppy ass spills shit on it, it only adds to the allure of this shirt.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |