Who doesn't love this man?! Who doesn't love being a fucking festival and hearing "PENIS" shouted from yonder and have Marc roll up on you minutes later. Who? Nobody. Everybody wants a piece of this man. Now he can be all yours in this T shirt that transforms when folded in half, showing off your beer belly, to say his tagline, "PENIS".
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |